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Are You Fucking Kidding Me of the Day: Do you wish your dog was IMMORTAL? Well quit your daydreaming Sally, and CUT HIT DAMN PAWS OFF WITH SCISSORS!
(trust me, this is going somewhere good.)
I’ve watched this on youtube, probably over 30 times now.
Where are my scissors…
seriously? I love the Internet.
THE JUICE IS FOR THE DOG!
was fucking stupid at first…. well…actually…it really...dumb, but it started getting...
HE STARES AT THE SUN! UN BLIN KING
this? It is like Powerthirst but with dogs, dude.
Man’s best friend….FOREVER!! Nice. What about immortal cat? Oh wait, never mind. Cats already have an app for that. Cats...
themidnightshowblog Oh you guys, I was so scared that I’d gone and lost the ability to love anything, but then I watched...
first time I have said “I don’t even know what just happened.”...it being truly fitting to...
Fantastic. Thank you, Internet.
I want an immortal