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this is the forward thinking technology breakthrus that America really needs.
Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup!
Tip: You can also use the clip-on ketchup cup to hold what’s left of your human dignity.
That ketchup holder doesn’t look like it holds nearly enough ketchup for a certain wife of mine.
this could come in very handy!
Finally, GOD! I have been waiting for something like this for years. There is seriously someone out there that actual IS...
this is fully ridiculous, but my favorite part is merlin’s comment…. nice.
america: we are not fat. we just want you to be able to reach obesity level even when mobile.
holy mother that’s the fattest thing ever invented. i love it.
Pretty much the most American thing ever invented. merlin:
~Cheers to Merlin for the insight.FindMoreFromMerlin: Merlin Mann | 43 Folders | 5ives | The Twitter
this is the forward thinking technology breakthrus that America really needs. bullshit: