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March 28 2008

Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dippin’ Dots | The Onion - America’s Finest News SourceIn an announcement with far-reaching implications for the fate of human civilization, a time-traveling man from the 22nd century revealed Monday that, in the future, earth’s inhabitants consume Dippin’ Dots rather than traditional ice cream.I fucking told you this would happen patrick!

Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dippin’ Dots | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

In an announcement with far-reaching implications for the fate of human civilization, a time-traveling man from the 22nd century revealed Monday that, in the future, earth’s inhabitants consume Dippin’ Dots rather than traditional ice cream.

I fucking told you this would happen patrick!