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Lights Out: This “recently declassified” red band Marine Corps recruiting video by the infamously phony “Harding Institute for Freedom and Democracy” might as well be real seeing as it’s the single most effective recruiting video ever made. Jessica Lynch’s coochie tastes like pistachios? Sign me the fuck up.
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Wish I had seen this before I went...married a Marine…
*honestly this makes a a part of me want to join The Marines. Obviously I won’t but damn that was convincing. I...
I like the jelly-filled. Personal preference.
pistachios and this makes
that IED.” ha. before i got sick, i was actually considering going into
LMFAO. Oh god. Oh man. Oh I was rolling on